When picking up an iPod mini for your sportscar, be sure to get the pink one. That let's everyone know you're secure in your sexuality and that the car isn't an extension of your penis.
If that doesn't work, tell them you're colorblind. No one picks on the handicapped.
ATi snagged a Mac mini before any other vendor. A steady line of mac loyalist lined up to touch it. ATi would later put up a sign reading "No Heavy Petting!"
Guy: Woah.
Apple Employee: I'm sorry sir, but I just received notice over the phone that your wife and grandson were both killed by a pack of wolverines.
I think I can get you a good price on the 1GB model though.
David Pogue, of the 'Missing Manuals' book line, gives me sultry.
As the woman on the right explained how, in her family, Easter eggs were decorated with the faces of her enemies and swallowed whole to absorb their power, the HP employee slowly backed away.
Man: Oh my lord. I get on a bus with 'John Lennon Tour' written all over it and people are smoking the marijuana on it? Why I never!
The seductively dressed chalk women were mocking her. She'd show them though. She'd come back later.....with an eraser.
Montanan starts to wonder why he traveled 1400 miles to eat at a mexican chain restaurant with mac nerds.
