Apple reveals the secret to their R&D process: trans-dimensional portals.
The handy location text in the bottom of the screen was put in place after 48 hungover people thought they were in line for a Green Day concert last year.
Umbrella-man: I declare this section for MacOSRumors!
the crowd boos loudly
Random man: Suck my spymac!
Umbrella-man: Who said that?! I will cast my level 9 icy smiting spell on you! You'll rue the day you messed with me!
A female Apple employee checks her email without being accosted. I know, I'm shocked too.
The seductively dressed chalk women were mocking her. She'd show them though. She'd come back later.....with an eraser.
Apple Employee: I'm sorry sir, but I just received notice over the phone that your wife and grandson were both killed by a pack of wolverines.
I think I can get you a good price on the 1GB model though.
Guy: Woah.
The mac geek circle jerk. No touching.
Stogieman experiences a joy he hasn't felt since he was in junior high and Ms.Federline forgot to wear a bra one cold winter day.
Juanvaldes gives his approval to an actual card we found on the floor of the expo.
David Pogue, of the 'Missing Manuals' book line, gives me sultry.
Cheerios handles a lot of cash in her madaming business. And she didn't have to explain what 'around the world' was to a new girl before collecting this money.
Montanan starts to wonder why he traveled 1400 miles to eat at a mexican chain restaurant with mac nerds.
Juanvaldes and his friend Scott are not biding their time until the margaritas got there. Certainly not.
