Still would have sold better than the flower-power iMac.
From the "Pill spitting frog" sub-genre of puzzle games.
Clever.
Each example print sheet was a shot of a little further south on this woman's body. This gentleman was looking at photo #5.
The guy in the hat read the sign, kicked the new Quark logo, then spat on the ground. Security however, didn't pursue. With all the hatred for Quark, unless it elevates to arson, they don't bother with it.
Hawking iPod covers with asian pop stars on them. Yeah, exactly.
Presenter: And then you touch them. You touch them gently. Is lifelike, yes?
What every music aficionado/mad scientist wants for Xmas.
Not an authorized booth.
Alan was crushed. Now even printed women wouldn't look at him.
Blow-drying ipods always made Jason remember fondly days working as a vacuum repairman.
"...and that's how you make custom labels for your baby. So whether you forget its name, what it likes to eat, or who the daddy is, our product will be there to remind you."
Salesman on right: No, is very silent and secure. I keep young son in one when he misbehave. He cry and cry, but neighbors no hear. Superb air flow too. He never pass out.
Woman (internally): Could I grab that guy's pen from behind his ear, stab that photographer in the neck, and get out of here before security caught me?
He and the Mac OS 9.0.2 guy got seriously shit-faced at the after party that first night.