MacWorld San Francisco 2007
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The geeks discuss, at length, which of the founding Steves has more raw sex appeal.
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Your trash contains 85kg of Caffeine. Are you sure you want to empty it?
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With nothing better to do in line, attendees passed around an iPod containing a podcast recorded by someone further ahead in line.
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The escalator to keynote heaven. Run, don't walk.
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Tyler, attending his first keynote, is eager to tell everyone how he's about to get his steve-cherry popped.
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The mac geek, the powerful, the...um...single white males.
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Because I live for taking a picture of a guy taking video of a guy talking on a cell.
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"Ok folks, red button means sit down. Green button means get up and boogie. I'm only going to tell you this once."
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His Steveness emerges from the very fabric of the Moscone Center curtain, as always.
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It's a classic story: you go to sleep one night and then wake up institutionalized next to a man claiming to be a computer. Also, you suspect he's stolen your pants.
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Steve Jobs: Shit, we sell so many of these, at such a high margin, that I use these instead of twist ties to seal a loaf of organic bread after I open it.
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"Bam! That's more than 300 but slightly less than a gazillion."
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Silhouette orgasms - catch the fever.
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Steve hadn't finished going over Apple TV's trailers feature before someone berated him for buying 'National Treasure'.
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Billy Zane (internally): I could fit Ben Stiller in my pocket and take him to parties when I want to impress ladies with a funny facial expression. I like this plan.

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