Canadian Apple fans were still angry about how much they had to pay, even against the weak American dollar.
What better way to advertise your new phone than by using the most dreaded phrase in the English language.
Clever.
Fontum University's football team 'The Fighting Serifs' went 10-2 last year.
His Steveness emerges from the very fabric of the Moscone Center curtain, as always.
Silhouette orgasms - catch the fever.
"Bam! That's more than 300 but slightly less than a gazillion."
"Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh shit. Those two girls need some anti-bacterial wash. And some listerine."
The escalator to keynote heaven. Run, don't walk.
Your trash contains 85kg of Caffeine. Are you sure you want to empty it?
Steve Jobs: Shit, we sell so many of these, at such a high margin, that I use these instead of twist ties to seal a loaf of organic bread after I open it.
With nothing better to do in line, attendees passed around an iPod containing a podcast recorded by someone further ahead in line.
"Ok folks, red button means sit down. Green button means get up and boogie. I'm only going to tell you this once."
Tyler, attending his first keynote, is eager to tell everyone how he's about to get his steve-cherry popped.
