Jesus: Hey you. Yeah you. Can you help a prophet out? This guy next to me likes to show his heart to everyone. There are a dozen gnomes lurking around, and I think I saw a gargoyle making love to a flamingo. I'm pretty sure that ain't kosher. Can...can you take me with you?
Sean didn't know why TiVo asked for a sample of the triceratops' urine, and he didn't ask.
After years of anticipation, we walk down the corridor that takes us to the outlook point for Mt.Rushmore.
The lovely town of....wait, where are we again?
I'm pretty sure this was a WalMart.
"Kneel before Zod!"
Padre Michael was really fucking tired of lecturing to rocks.
[Wisconsin]
The mighty Mississippi. I stood on the bank for a good 20 minutes and not a single person in a straw hat came floating down the river on a raft.
Philosophical Duck always asks why.
TiVo hate fog.
Hooray! It's....4 dead white men. And if you squint real hard, you can kind of pretend that rock monster from Neverending Story is on the right there.
Winking cat wants to see you out back for a pet or two.
Once again, Sean is distracted by something shiny in the distance, even though he's the one taking the picture.
[Utah]
It's...balls? Ok then.
