Mari: This memory book is great! All these high school moments. Hey, what is this? Jess, am I passed out? Are you dipping my hand in warm water so I'd pee myself?
Jess: Hey look Mari! Bunnies!
Gina also hates caterpillars. We're getting her help, don't worry.
Anthony raises a glass to classmates, old times, and the booze that allows him to erase generous portions of both.
Mari: C'mon. Throw the baby. I'm really good at this. I've only had 4 or 5 drinks. Ok, 9, but I have really excellent reflexes.
Craig knew this night would be memorable, but he never expected a cockfight to break out. Especially one without chickens.
Joe was already drunk when he arrived at the party. He fit right in.
No one wanted to take Liz up on a bet about who could fill the cup the fastest.
Jess doesn't work for Nike.
Let the candy fight....begin!
Jess takes a break from the battle to enjoy the delicious flavor of Now & Laters. Available at your local convenience store.
When in doubt - use the sleeper hold. Just don't fall asleep while applying it. That's not where it gets its name.
Joe: So then...get this; I say to the shepherd "I thought it was your daughter with a heavy wool coat!" Hahahaha. Get it! What? Don't judge me!
As 4am approaches, the group gets desperate for nourishment.
After the candy fight and some group lollipop sucking (really), things got extra friendly.
Diana tries valiantly to offset Bryan's gentlemanly expression.