At 6:30, we found Mari's party limit. Also, we hypnotized her to think she was a chicken when she awoke. Let the party continue!
Joe: So then...get this; I say to the shepherd "I thought it was your daughter with a heavy wool coat!" Hahahaha. Get it! What? Don't judge me!
Joe was already drunk when he arrived at the party. He fit right in.
As 4am approaches, the group gets desperate for nourishment.
After the candy fight and some group lollipop sucking (really), things got extra friendly.
Diana tries valiantly to offset Bryan's gentlemanly expression.
No one wanted to take Liz up on a bet about who could fill the cup the fastest.
When in doubt - use the sleeper hold. Just don't fall asleep while applying it. That's not where it gets its name.
Let the candy fight....begin!
Jess takes a break from the battle to enjoy the delicious flavor of Now & Laters. Available at your local convenience store.
Craig knew this night would be memorable, but he never expected a cockfight to break out. Especially one without chickens.
Jess doesn't work for Nike.
Mari: This memory book is great! All these high school moments. Hey, what is this? Jess, am I passed out? Are you dipping my hand in warm water so I'd pee myself?
Jess: Hey look Mari! Bunnies!
Gina also hates caterpillars. We're getting her help, don't worry.
