As Madeline said while we were there; all this shot needs now is a unicorn and a rainbow and it'd be perfect.
Ok, so I may have taken quite a few shots of this thing.
Horsetail falls. This is actually from behind this waterfall. Nifty eh.
The world's most painful slip n slide.
Sean sits, transfixed by the idea of a never-ending shower.
This is where I insert a joke about Madeline really having to pee.
Madeline, far left, barely escapes the clutches of a sea monster. Or so she claimed. In 4 inches of water.
I took her flask away after that.
Realizing that if this really were a horse, I'd be staring up at the horse's business; I was suddenly very happy this wasn't a real horse.
Water as a stream of light. Poser.
Wet nuts.
Green is the official color of Oregon. I never figured out why.
The Columbia River divides one section of trees from another. They were once brothers, thick as thieves. But have drifted apart over the years. Get it, because of the water! Drifting! I'm hilarious.
The Volkswagen corporation has my permission to use this in their ads. Provided they drive a Jetta full of cash into my driveway first. That is all.
The top of yet another waterfall. One of many tempting spots to leap from. Except I hear it's not as fun as they make it out to be in Romancing the Stone. And they had a car. And a Danny Devito at the bottom.
