Mike: Ca..Cap...Capitulate. It means to masturbate furiously with toothpaste. You're welcome.
And this was before the wine.
After several attempts to purchase a large bird for the sole purpose of eating this yellowjacket, I was resigned to the fact that we would be roommates.
Matt ponders fine art, politics, and whether or not his chapstick melted in his back pocket again.
Safely on the ground, the first thing I photographed was another camera. My metapowers are vast!
Madeline's bedroom window.
Her life is a constant game of cat and mouse with BB-gun snipers.