Realizing that if this really were a horse, I'd be staring up at the horse's business; I was suddenly very happy this wasn't a real horse.
Guy: G - O ? What the hell does that spell?
Water as a stream of light. Poser.
Wet nuts.
Green is the official color of Oregon. I never figured out why.
Have you ever seen so many mossy wooden poles in one place? I thought not.
The males always fall asleep like that after finishing. Typical.
We took a road trip to Astoria (land of the Goonies!) to view their beautiful moss.
Mike is the pitcher on the kickball team. Or the roller. The thrower? Baller?
Colby never expected Debby to turn on him. And she'd better change her mind soon if she didn't want the others to know she was canoodling with a walrus last month.
A sharp reminder of why hopping from pole to pole is best left to stuntmen and Italian plumbers.
Colby was still being rejected months after telling that tasteless sea otter joke.
Sea lion fashion runway.
Almost lickable.
