Steve Jobs: Shit, we sell so many of these, at such a high margin, that I use these instead of twist ties to seal a loaf of organic bread after I open it.
Your trash contains 85kg of Caffeine. Are you sure you want to empty it?
The escalator to keynote heaven. Run, don't walk.
"Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh shit. Those two girls need some anti-bacterial wash. And some listerine."
"Bam! That's more than 300 but slightly less than a gazillion."
Pacman's half brother: Larry.
Silhouette orgasms - catch the fever.
Paka got paid $20 by Blue Oyster Cult to continuously play the cowbell during the party.
His Steveness emerges from the very fabric of the Moscone Center curtain, as always.
Sean: Ah, my good friend. So happy to run into you here. I was wondering if you have ever met...
We had either discovered the dead whale, or someone had lost a shitload of silly putty.
This girl was the bravest person at the beach. She ran to within a dozen feet of the whale, chirping slurs at it in dolphin.
One of almost a dozen surfers to almost hit the whale, Ahab had a special motivation to avoid contact.
Birds are bastards. Proof? This one was pecking at the whale and he wasn't even hungry.
