It's a classic story: you go to sleep one night and then wake up institutionalized next to a man claiming to be a computer. Also, you suspect he's stolen your pants.
Because I live for taking a picture of a guy taking video of a guy talking on a cell.
Steve: This thing has a proximity sensor and a shape detector. So don't even think about approaching it while naked. It'll know.
Steve hadn't finished going over Apple TV's trailers feature before someone berated him for buying 'National Treasure'.
The future is here.
The geeks discuss, at length, which of the founding Steves has more raw sex appeal.
Billy Zane (internally): I could fit Ben Stiller in my pocket and take him to parties when I want to impress ladies with a funny facial expression. I like this plan.
Steve: Glowy Apple!! Run for it!
Steve: Orange...Green....Blue. These are the colors of the future. Don't let some little jerkoff like purple come along and tell you different.
