"....and you just know it tastes salty too. Ha!"
Birds are bastards. Proof? This one was pecking at the whale and he wasn't even hungry.
One of almost a dozen surfers to almost hit the whale, Ahab had a special motivation to avoid contact.
This girl was the bravest person at the beach. She ran to within a dozen feet of the whale, chirping slurs at it in dolphin.
