The geeks discuss, at length, which of the founding Steves has more raw sex appeal.
We had either discovered the dead whale, or someone had lost a shitload of silly putty.
Jack the Ripper's victims usually didn't stand still for this long once the blade came out. Deep down he was beginning to worry that he'd lost his touch.
Your trash contains 85kg of Caffeine. Are you sure you want to empty it?
This man was clearly taunting the poor creature. Everyone knows that sperm whales dream of one day being Pelé.
Cupid: I wonder what would happen if I shot someone with your star instead of the heart arrows I have. Do you think they'd become temporarily invincible?
The naked homeless man loved whales. Loved em.
With nothing better to do in line, attendees passed around an iPod containing a podcast recorded by someone further ahead in line.
Naked Man: Don't worry. I used to watch that 'Crocodile Hunter' show all the time, and nothing bad ever happened to him.
Dr.McNinja house calls are not covered by your HMO.
The escalator to keynote heaven. Run, don't walk.
Surfer 1: That naked guy sure is running from the whale real fast.
Surfer 2: Totally.
Surfer 1: Gnarly.
Surfer 2: Tubular.
Surfer 1: Radical.
Surfer 2: Gnarly.
Surfer 1: I already said gnarly.
Surfer 2: Bummer. Let's go in the water already.
"The doctors said 'droopy katana' was just a temporary ailment."
Tyler, attending his first keynote, is eager to tell everyone how he's about to get his steve-cherry popped.
