Steve: Who wants a stylus? Douchebags, that's who.
Steve: Orange...Green....Blue. These are the colors of the future. Don't let some little jerkoff like purple come along and tell you different.
Steve: Glowy Apple!! Run for it!
Billy Zane (internally): I could fit Ben Stiller in my pocket and take him to parties when I want to impress ladies with a funny facial expression. I like this plan.
The geeks discuss, at length, which of the founding Steves has more raw sex appeal.
The future is here.
Steve hadn't finished going over Apple TV's trailers feature before someone berated him for buying 'National Treasure'.
Steve: This thing has a proximity sensor and a shape detector. So don't even think about approaching it while naked. It'll know.
Because I live for taking a picture of a guy taking video of a guy talking on a cell.
It's a classic story: you go to sleep one night and then wake up institutionalized next to a man claiming to be a computer. Also, you suspect he's stolen your pants.
Well, at least the phones were getting intimate.
The mac geek, the powerful, the...um...single white males.
Tyler, attending his first keynote, is eager to tell everyone how he's about to get his steve-cherry popped.
"Ok folks, red button means sit down. Green button means get up and boogie. I'm only going to tell you this once."
