Presenter: You too can lose weight! Sure, you'll go bald. Sure, your wife will leave you. Sure, your penis will turn colors. But c'mon people; thin is in!
Presenter: So...who here wants the Adobe colonic? I swear, it's better than photoshop 4!
Apparently 'bowling for aquafina' isn't recognized as an official game of MacWorld. Go figure.
This is a shot of the keyboard that Apple is now selling to go along with GarageBand.
They guarantee at least 3 groupies within a year.
Kid: Grandpa, grandpa. Can we go toilet paper the Quark booth again? Pleeeeze?!
I tried to ask this guy for a comment about the expo, but he had grown so irate with people tossing 'blue balls' jokes his way, that he screamed "I got some 10 minutes ago! You people want proof?!" and stormed off.
They had massage table areas through-out the expo floor. This specific area specialized in dislocating your shoulder as well.
Hey, people are into some crazy stuff. Who am I to judge.
Paka mistakenly thought that Shasta enjoyed the "super sour spinach strips" that he brought to snack on while in line.
You've got to be really confident as a corporation to have something that sinks as part of your logo.
Billy: This is the coolest thing ever. I'm never taking this off, not even in bed. Lora, why are you crying?
Paka, reviewing the pictures on his camera, could have sworn he hadn't thrown a risque pajama party recently. But the pictures told a much different story.
Andy was transfixed by the cruise ship crew's demonstration of how not to smuggle goods out of Mexico in your orifices.
Jason prefers his drinks intravenously.
The emergency drill they had us perform made us feel neither prepared nor confident that we would survive the cruise. We were slightly reassured, however, when the crew informed us that the sharks would probably be full by the time they got around to us adult males, seeing as they prefer the flesh of children.
