Rikus: ..and in conclusion, I'm not wearing any underpants. Thank you.
Anthony had an irresistible urge to tackle the woman in blue. Being one of 4 single men at the reunion, however, he didn't want to damage his chances with the rest.
Exhibitor: Sure, these could easily fit 4 human heads. Why do you ask?
Richard was sure that, in a park full of people in bikinis, he could safely go unnoticed in his pink shirt.
She was only giddy because she's used White-Out instead of non-toxic paint.
Sean carefully debates whether or not he can run fast enough to not sink thru the surf while also taking photos.
John Mayer bot 3.0 rocked the house with his acoustic rendition of 'Baby Got Back'.
"I just sewed that guy's arm back on with some dental floss. It's minty!"
Intercom: *BZZ* Would all those passengers with ill-fitting shirts please report to the captain's office for a stern lecture. Thank you.
Jennifer was so hypnotized by the way Sean shuffled the index cards in his hands nervously before each sentence, that she neglected to notice his entire speech was about the geopolitical struggle of the Gummi Bears.
Wes: Hey look, they're open 24 hours. Just like you! Hahahaha!
Christy: Hey look, your fly is open. You've got 24mm, just like an ant! Hahahahaha!
This lady was videotaping our group playing football. We don't know who she is. So here is her picture for all to gawk at.
The Cheat, Shasta's number one crush for the past few months, sent Shasta a card with suggestions for what clothes she should wear when they finally met. Shasta was excited until she noticed the lack of any clothing that would cover her below the waist.
Always carry a spear when you go for a walk on the beach. You never know when the Cracken will emerge.
