Craig knew this night would be memorable, but he never expected a cockfight to break out. Especially one without chickens.
Joe was already drunk when he arrived at the party. He fit right in.
No one wanted to take Liz up on a bet about who could fill the cup the fastest.
Jess doesn't work for Nike.
Let the candy fight....begin!
Jess takes a break from the battle to enjoy the delicious flavor of Now & Laters. Available at your local convenience store.
When in doubt - use the sleeper hold. Just don't fall asleep while applying it. That's not where it gets its name.
Joe: So then...get this; I say to the shepherd "I thought it was your daughter with a heavy wool coat!" Hahahaha. Get it! What? Don't judge me!
As 4am approaches, the group gets desperate for nourishment.
After the candy fight and some group lollipop sucking (really), things got extra friendly.
Diana tries valiantly to offset Bryan's gentlemanly expression.
At 6:30, we found Mari's party limit. Also, we hypnotized her to think she was a chicken when she awoke. Let the party continue!
Who would have thought they'd see these two drinking!
The suckers who paid $90 to eat bad chicken!
