The only thing that broke the stillness was the trail of a boat traveling to the other side for a jamboree.
Wes: Hey guys, you think I could do anything else to make myself look more like the Fonz? No guys, I'm serious. I've got Henry Winkler locked up at home and he's fresh out of ideas.
Alex: C'mon guys. Have you ever seen a worse impression of a guy driving a caddie?! That's gotta be worth at least a few bucks. Pie this sucka!
The bottom goes out for a couple feet, then drops off more than a thousand. Really. Oh, and it's ice cold.
It's not what it looks like, yet I still have no idea what this is about.
Alice dressed up like this, not so much because she loved being creative, but because she really fucking hates peacocks.
This is Ryan having second thoughts about wading into the abyss.
Man: Woah. Those eye jewels are cool. Are they real?
Woman: Yes. I sewed precious stones into my eyebrow just for today.
Man: Awesome. I once gave myself a prince albert on a dare. But that didn't turn out so hot.
"Oh man. That's the last time I huff miracle-grow."
The first few test rocks Ryan threw in drown and never resurfaced. This gave him pause.
Alex's demands of rides on everyone's shoulders would have been a lot more comfortable if he didn't have an erection half the time.
Whatever magic this guy tried to apply to me didn't work. Sure, I woke up next to a giant bunny rabbit and David Copperfield, but that's just how Sundays are sometimes.
"I will defend your honor ma lady. I don't care how furry your nipples might be."
(internal) "I'd totally go back on my promise not to swim naked, but the water IS rather cold."
