Sadly, he next brought on Stan Sigman...
...a man who could barely remember the name of his company without looking at his notes.
Time slowed to a crawl as Stan continued. I'm pretty sure I saw two guys fall down and a baby being devoured by parents that had gone mad with boredom.
John Mayer bot 3.0 rocked the house with his acoustic rendition of 'Baby Got Back'.
What better way to advertise your new phone than by using the most dreaded phrase in the English language.
Reporter: ..the iPhone is the big news of course. But before we get to that I'd like to tell my mom that I'm sorry I left the stove on and burned down half her kitchen. You can use my hotplate for the time being. Anyway..
For those sexy underwater shots you've always wanted to do with your girlfriend. You know, if you had a pool. Or a camera. Or a girlfriend.
Canadian Apple fans were still angry about how much they had to pay, even against the weak American dollar.
Winner of the "How minimalist can you go?" contest, 4 years running.
Fontum University's football team 'The Fighting Serifs' went 10-2 last year.
Tyler enjoys an acid nacho.
"Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh shit. Those two girls need some anti-bacterial wash. And some listerine."
Kids love confusing medieval strategy games almost as much as they love broccoli flavored yogurt.
He and the Mac OS 9.0.2 guy got seriously shit-faced at the after party that first night.
