They have the strangest uniforms of any business I've seen. But the service is excellent.
Scuba Steve remembers the scene where she slices that guy's achilles tendon.
Vortex kite: First her kite. Then...lunch.
Seconds before this picture was taken, all the kites were huddled together, whispering. I'm onto you kites.
Large kite: *sigh* I told you already. I don't swing that way. Find yourself another gust of wind buddy.
John Mayer, who showed up to demo Apple's new GarageBand software, punched his palm under his keyboard everytime Jobs mentioned Jack Johnson. Which, surprisingly, was several times a minute.
Steve Jobs, the aqua-messiah.
It's not water.
The rainbow kite was happy. It had just kicked the shit out of a confederate flag kite.
And yes, that is a pair of legs flying in the bottom of the screen.
Yes, I'm sure it is. But thinking that a pinwheel (even one with a rainbow) is cool? Well, I"m not sure anyone can help you with that.
The American camp prepared a cruise missile to launch a preemptive strike against the viking warship off their port.
Steve: There's a reason these are made out of solid oak.
Does that mean I have to leave this piece of lettuce stuck in my teeth? Cuz damn, it's tickling my gums.
For a man wearing a pink sailors cap, that guy doesn't look very happy.
