Elvish fairies ride around on fish all the time. Yes, you heard me right.
I had already given up understanding at this point.
Max laughed at the delicious irony of having a digital picture taken of him and his Amish beard.
Billy would wonder for days why I stuck a syringe in his neck. Three wondrous, hazy days.
Andy: ...and this is where the boat operators clear themselves of any liability if you happen to be swallowed by a whale. The Pinnochio clause. This worries me.
The biggest windsock you'll ever see.
Christine didn't normally like alcohol, but after seeing Wes cool his testicles on the ball return fan, she would learn to love it.
Wes was always happiest after a few minutes of staring directly into the sun.
Simon, Chris and Talal no longer spoke to each other. They just posed and drank lite beer.
(30 second exposure)
Cactus, barbed wire, and the stars. I'm surprised any amount of color came out on this shot.
(using nightvision feature)
Before the lights on the stage come up, Steve Jobs likes to run around the stage without any pants.
The world's smallest cheese grater in action.
(we must have been many drinks in to think of using it)
Billy: That's the great thing about a crowded bar; I can fart and no one can hear it. Well, except for you. Sorry.
I was going to say "That's one hot pepper!" but then I figured people would pour hot wax on my eyeballs, so I'm not going to say that.
