The line in front of me. That means these people got up earlier than 6:40am to stand in line. Well, or they got up at 7 and didn't shower. And I'm not putting that past anybody there.
Your trash contains 85kg of Caffeine. Are you sure you want to empty it?
Steve Jobs: Shit, we sell so many of these, at such a high margin, that I use these instead of twist ties to seal a loaf of organic bread after I open it.
Overcome with a spontaneous burst of energy, the red skirted woman kicked off her shoes, ran forward, and swan dove into the pond below. The fact that it was only 4 inches deep was information she received..far too late.
With nothing better to do in line, attendees passed around an iPod containing a podcast recorded by someone further ahead in line.
"Ok folks, red button means sit down. Green button means get up and boogie. I'm only going to tell you this once."
Tyler, attending his first keynote, is eager to tell everyone how he's about to get his steve-cherry popped.
The mac geek, the powerful, the...um...single white males.
Madeline (internal): Why oh why did I drink 56oz of soda before coming here?
Well, at least the phones were getting intimate.
It's a classic story: you go to sleep one night and then wake up institutionalized next to a man claiming to be a computer. Also, you suspect he's stolen your pants.
Because I live for taking a picture of a guy taking video of a guy talking on a cell.
Steve: This thing has a proximity sensor and a shape detector. So don't even think about approaching it while naked. It'll know.
Sioux Falls panorama.
