Everyone cheered as Steve seemed to stand on water as well. Tobin made the perfect standing platform. But he knew, deep down, that it was a pretty good joke.
Wes: Billy, um, got off at a different stop. Yeah, that's right.
No one thought that doing the hussle while standing on water was a good idea, but Melissa had her mind set.
Paka liked to sit in front of the first aid cabin and pick up chicks with sprained ankles. He would literally pick them up. Feats of strength and all that.
For his next trick, Tobin promised to turn water into wine. Except he turned it into wine coolers. So we beat him to death with a rock.
Steve: Those bad guys walked on water way back in Superman 2. And that was like, the 80's. Ain't no way this won't work.
It's hard to tell, but Sean is advising a group of women on how to cross the waterfall. After 3 of 5 get swept away to their deaths, however, Sean resigns himself to the fact that the 2 survivors probably won't want to go out with him.
This is a rare picture of the headless lake monster 'Vernalobin'. While rumor has it this wild beast used to feed upon fish and algae, it has been spoiled by humans and now only consumes swimming trunks and bikinis.
Wes, always the pilot, would yell "lower the landing gear" every time he slowed down. This wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't done the same thing whenever he went to the bathroom.
This is what happens when you try to take a group underwater picture without being completely underwater. If it had turned out correctly you would see everyone was holding hands in a rose formation with tiny underwater flashlights to accentuate the pattern. It was beautiful.
Billy got the uneasy feeling that the German man next to him was checking out his poles.
Two from our group decided to slide into the lake completely nude. The splashes have been digitally added to cover their genitals..err, identities.
Mendocino panorama.
Steve didn't know why, but he felt compelled to obey the elbow and thigh of authority (far right).
