Whenever Alex was given a knife, everyone protected their groin. We all wish Andy a speedy recovery from his 'accident' at the last party. We hear they can do wonderful things with prosthetics nowadays.
Strange Man (internal): They're talking about me, aren't they? What are they saying?!
Strange Woman (internal): Man, this guy never puts out. Hmm, I wonder if that guy with the camera is single.
Sean: So if I give you my watch will you tell me where you hid my pants?
Steve: Hey. My name's Steve. I'm a swimmer. How you doin'?
Jess: Wait...I came here with you? If you say so. Wait wait wait, I can see thru your ear to the other side. Wowww. That's far out.
The food looked great. Well, at least until Billy licked all the toothpicks, stuck them in the middle of each dish and exclaimed "I declare this {looks at printed food label}... coconut dolphin stew for the land of Billy!"
Sean: I'm sorry, I can't take it anymore. I've been wanting to tell you this for a really long time....you have a piece of steak between your two front teeth. It's been bugging me all night.
mid-2001 (backyard)
This sunflower managed to grow in the middle of a pile of rocks. But, as I hate the sun and all things related to it, I had to destroy it.
In progress.
Starry night with a local twist. One of my favorites.
I was glad to see that someone else was upset at a punk band performing their song "Indian Burial Ground Rave." Using real bones as drumsticks was an extra slap in the face.
Valium - the choice of a new generation.
Woman: Bah, I've seen better.
Sean would stand there for minutes at a time after bowling. Sometimes he would throw his shoe at any pins left standing. Sometimes he'd blow at them. And sometimes, just sometimes, he'd sit his crazy ass down.
