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I noticed that only women had confetti stuck in their hair. This led me to thoughts of a giant paper monster getting a bit too excited... And that line of thought can't go anywhere good.
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OK, here's how this is gonna work: there's no way i can think of something special for all of these fireworks. but i want to show the pix. so i'm going to put, for each caption, the first thing that pops into my head. we'll start with fraggle rock.
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Having never held a girl's hand before, Alex was fit to burst. He excused himself to the restroom moments later.
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"OK, who dropped my experimental sponge into the river? We're supposed to leave this place how we found it damnit! Stay the hell out of my evil laboratory!"
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Bill (reading from a teleprompter): ...and you...uh..Alex, have done a great job at....uh..IC! this past....2 years. Yeah, good job you!
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juan and cheerios were starving. they hadn't eaten since they devoured albertwu the night before. (if you're not from macnn, don't worry. they're not cannibals. well, far as i know)
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Enough was enough. Paka's habit of juggling bloody pig gonads was amusing for awhile, but Sean felt this last fumble crossed a line somehow.
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Temporarily blinded by a direct shot of chlorine, Paka was left open to Billy's patented "point blank smashy" move.
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While Brian ducked squirts from the penis gun, a bride's maid calmly tried to convince the inebriated bride-to-be that blowing every guy in the restaurant was actually not tradition.
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While most of the gang was distracted by the tiny breathelizer Billy brought, Paka was getting extreme closeups of everyone's nose hairs.
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Tobin: Whipped cream with a candle. You guys shouldn't have!
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May 2001 A nice view of a portion of the coast. With a single seagull in the corner just for kicks.
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What animals can you spot?
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Contrary to popular belief, the brain is not grey in color. It is green, orange, pink, and shouts "show me your tits!" at women in the crowd.
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Colonel Sanders