An Apple employee was kind enough to pose for a picture. And for that kindness, I will not mock him into extinction.
Total Immersion Racing - Well, total as long as you don't listen to the 10,000 people around you. Or look past the edges of the screen. Or pay attention to your mom bugging you to go.
Mac User: Why did I freeze when that booth babe asked my name? It's Ted. Tod. Tad. Shit! Stupid stupid stupid!
{insert obvious Voltron joke here}
Cassie was always picked last for the team in elementary school. Her luck never changed.
Here we see Stogieman (MacNN) showing us how small the new ipod mini is. There were five people standing around us muttering numbers to themselves as we took this picture. Weird huh.
Pac-Man has resorted to taking odd jobs ever since Namco went 3D.
This was a demo of a new game that enabled the user, thru use of the iSight, to manipulate confetti colored vomit.
G5 trashcans - now with Altivec odor-fighting power.
Jobs (off-screen): Here you see how poor this Rio device is. It has a little red nipple for navigation, a tiny green screen for displaying the device name, and it's 50 ft tall. Really, I wouldn't lie.
The impromptu auditions for new iPod ads by audience members can be described in a single word: ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Presenter: ..and Final Cut Express 2 comes with a handy new penis interface for hands free operation. Just...shake it a little this way and that...oh yeah..and that rumble feature...oh..oh...look at those live effects!!
The original Teletubby.
OK, it may just be me, but does it look like the Apple is after something in this picture?
