Your trash contains 85kg of Caffeine. Are you sure you want to empty it?
The escalator to keynote heaven. Run, don't walk.
"Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh shit. Those two girls need some anti-bacterial wash. And some listerine."
"Bam! That's more than 300 but slightly less than a gazillion."
Silhouette orgasms - catch the fever.
His Steveness emerges from the very fabric of the Moscone Center curtain, as always.
Fontum University's football team 'The Fighting Serifs' went 10-2 last year.
Clever.
What better way to advertise your new phone than by using the most dreaded phrase in the English language.
Canadian Apple fans were still angry about how much they had to pay, even against the weak American dollar.
Steve brought Low Pow, a Native American expert in smoke signals, to the stage to explain why they wouldn't be including smoke in this first version of the iPhone.
Sadly, he next brought on Stan Sigman...
[insert joke about increasing number of Starbucks here]
Steve's previous slide: "The human head weighs 8 pounds, this phone weighs 8 ounces" didn't go over as well.
