Viking fairies are a friendly bunch.
"I'm gonna dip you over my knee baby. Then you're going to give me some sugar. Just don't get up too fast. My bum hip and all."
Kenny was sick and tired of women only liking him for his huge horns.
Kid: Come back here! The Kid Baron leaves no survivors!
The hair was as much a built-in helmet as part of the costume.
I'm pretty sure this kid would eat my face if I said anything derogatory about his costume.
"One word about 'furry balls in my mouth' and you'll regret it buster."
Jose Canseco takes his jazzercising tour on the road.
Carol, always one for a bit of flair, had written her grocery list in elvish on her left forearm. The goblins would never discover her dinner plans now. Muhahahaha!
Carol loved the sexy limbo.
"P...Pirate power?"
"I just bought this skirt! Now it's covered in....oh wait. Nevermind, this totally works."
We barely had time to move when a firetruck blazed through the intersection in the middle of the parade. Thankfully Ranger John was there to remind us not to start forest fires.
Knowing that her mask had big luscious lips, and that her eyes were behind the mouth, Helen really hoped no one tried to french her costume again.
