Bobby had fistfuls of paper, and no one worthy of his love.
"I was more of a Strawberry Shortcake kinda girl, but that was pretty fun."
Rainbows and bubbles and afros, oh my.
Being only dealt a glancing blow by the latest confetti barrage, Cassandra counts her blessings.
Only to be nailed by the most colorful bukkake this side of a Rainbow Brite gangbang.
"You've got a human finger in your water bottle. Don't...don't drink that."
Spirit fingers in full effect.
"Alright ladies. If any of you know who cut up my pants last night, please step forward. I promise not to crush you. Much."
While her zombie dance didn't catch on, Zoe's belly lint sunrise would be talked about for years.
The octopus chariot fighters of Ra were cut out of Ben-Hur at the last minute.
Don't judge their love.
Her plumage attracted the unwanted attention of a flock of parakeets.
The ability to drop anchor while standing upright was the captain's greatest asset.
Absolutely no dropping of acid during next year's parade. I have to make a promise to myself.
