Absolutely no dropping of acid during next year's parade. I have to make a promise to myself.
Karl Rove had a troubled childhood.
Guy on left (internal): I've been staring at her underwear for the past four minutes. There's no way I'll be able to pull off this sweep kick without her noticing that something is....different.
I had always suspected that Big Bird's dad was a trombone player (they're the most liberal when it comes to inter-species erotica).
"I'm already out of my lamp. So if you rub this, I get a lady genie. So don't you stop."
Outfit made from 100% recycled wedding dress. After the divorce, someone ought to get some enjoyment out of it.
Pink ... whale ... flowers ... penis ... what?
Guy: I can't see your belly button. Didn't you read the handbook?
Unlike the dog parade, this wasn't an animal friendly event.
The ability to drop anchor while standing upright was the captain's greatest asset.
