A single tap from his wand and you'd be fabulous beyond your wildest dreams.
This mobile pelvic exam booth wasn't working out like Seymour had hoped. If only he were a breast man...
"Damnit. I think I'm going to have a heart attack. That's the last time I suck on the udder of a whole milk cow. It's 2% for me from here on out!"
Why Han Solo, what perky breasts you have.
"Honey, I wish you wouldn't wear that mask during sex. It's like you're not even trying to fake it anymore."
White is the new blond.
It's difficult to pull off the 'angry badass accordion player' look.
"Honk if you're wearing bronzed bull testicles as earrings."
And this guy doesn't make it any easier.
Catch the gypsy fever.
Seldom considered perk of being a dragon - no unsightly nose hair.
Knowing that her mask had big luscious lips, and that her eyes were behind the mouth, Helen really hoped no one tried to french her costume again.
The bunnies were tired of looking after the little flower. They threatened to donate her to a florist if she didn't back off.
"I just bought this skirt! Now it's covered in....oh wait. Nevermind, this totally works."
