Viking fairies are a friendly bunch.
Kenny was sick and tired of women only liking him for his huge horns.
"I'm gonna dip you over my knee baby. Then you're going to give me some sugar. Just don't get up too fast. My bum hip and all."
The hair was as much a built-in helmet as part of the costume.
Kid: Come back here! The Kid Baron leaves no survivors!
"One word about 'furry balls in my mouth' and you'll regret it buster."
I'm pretty sure this kid would eat my face if I said anything derogatory about his costume.
Carol, always one for a bit of flair, had written her grocery list in elvish on her left forearm. The goblins would never discover her dinner plans now. Muhahahaha!
Jose Canseco takes his jazzercising tour on the road.
"P...Pirate power?"
Carol loved the sexy limbo.
We barely had time to move when a firetruck blazed through the intersection in the middle of the parade. Thankfully Ranger John was there to remind us not to start forest fires.
"I just bought this skirt! Now it's covered in....oh wait. Nevermind, this totally works."
The bunnies were tired of looking after the little flower. They threatened to donate her to a florist if she didn't back off.
