It's a classic story: you go to sleep one night and then wake up institutionalized next to a man claiming to be a computer. Also, you suspect he's stolen your pants.
His Steveness emerges from the very fabric of the Moscone Center curtain, as always.
"Ok folks, red button means sit down. Green button means get up and boogie. I'm only going to tell you this once."
Because I live for taking a picture of a guy taking video of a guy talking on a cell.
The mac geek, the powerful, the...um...single white males.
Tyler, attending his first keynote, is eager to tell everyone how he's about to get his steve-cherry popped.
The escalator to keynote heaven. Run, don't walk.
With nothing better to do in line, attendees passed around an iPod containing a podcast recorded by someone further ahead in line.
Your trash contains 85kg of Caffeine. Are you sure you want to empty it?
