Sean: Fuck! Not again. I'm the worst barber ever. I'll never get my license at this rate.
"Alas, poor Fro, I knew him well."
Jen did this for half an hour before someone had the heart to tell her that it was frogs that turned into princes.
In some universe, this all makes perfect sense.
The Dread Pirate Roberts took care of that ROUS (Rodent Of Unusual Size) the best way he knew how: noogies.
"Mam, is this your monkey? I caught him doing unspeakable things to my rose garden. Yes, I know he's just curious. But the things he's done can't be unseen."
Burn her, she's a witch!
Jen: I know my costume is awesome and all, but you really should have been able to recognize me. We're going to need to have a talk about your huffing habit.
"RESPECT!"
Vince: I would never cut Big Bad Wolf. I respect his work too much.
"Wait, am I Papa Berenstain? Or Papa Berenstein?"
Vince: I told you, more motherfucking cowbell! Don't make Mr.Sword tell you again.
Bob the Builder gets meta.
You are getting very sleeeeeepy.
Also, you want to touch everything/everyone.
Reconcile it!
