(watching)Sean: Woah. I've never seen anyone move like that.
Shasta: That's because we're on a moving boat. And you've been drinking.
Sean: Oh.
Shasta: And, yes, because we're in the matrix.
Sean: I knew it!
We're off to a good start.
I like blue.
Waiter: If my nose is this long......
The winery keeps the basement flooded with a red light, just in case a rave breaks out.
Colonel Mustard had been demoted to congo line clapper.
Paka (internal): 'For Her Pleasure'. teehee!
Bald Guy (quietly): Ok, you take the light purple one on the right. Bet you $20 I'll be wearing that hat before the sun goes down. Mature ladies can't resist the smooth look.
Tip to kidnappers: fill your dark basements with barrels of wine. We'll follow you in, every time.
Jason understood that rock climbing was difficult. What he didn't understand was why certain handgrips, upon being touched, played audio of a woman questioning the health of his manhood.
Karen hoped the boat would dock in the Caribbean soon. She was getting tired of reading the brochure and sniffing nail polish had lost it's luster.
Jason had the heart of a warrior, the spirit of a shaman, and the bladder of a tit mouse. He excused himself 3 times before finally getting off the ground.
Sean lives out his lifelong dream of beating a little girl up a climbing wall. What can I say, he dreams small.
Shasta felt a rush of wind at her back. When she checked her pockets, her chapstick was gone. El Lippo strikes again!
Lora gives us her Hollywood look just before snapping at Billy to bring her a bowl full of red skittles and the charcoal-filtered blood of a virgin woman in a martini glass.