Andy was transfixed by the cruise ship crew's demonstration of how not to smuggle goods out of Mexico in your orifices.
Billy accidentally swallowed the straw along with the olives. This made for a few minutes of ineffective heimlich maneuvers, and twenty minutes of a pretty cool whistling noise from Billy's mouth.
Billy: You hear this Paka? That's the world smallest violin. And..oh, you really do need to stabilize your blood sugar? Shit, I'm sorry, I'll get you a snickers.
Andy: The plan is coming together. Soon this world wi...hey, let me turn a little so you get my good side at my moment of triumph.
The barefoot woman and her rowdy boyfriend (not shown) disrupted two of the piano shows. Some well placed thumbtacks and grease on the dance floor, however, helped persuade them to leave.
Paka mistakenly thought that Shasta enjoyed the "super sour spinach strips" that he brought to snack on while in line.
Ryan Seacrest once again ruins an attempt to photograph some dirty dancing.
Coolest. Warning Sign. Ever.
Billy: This is the coolest thing ever. I'm never taking this off, not even in bed. Lora, why are you crying?
You've got to be really confident as a corporation to have something that sinks as part of your logo.
Lora had just realized where she would hide Billy's body at the end of this trip. Oh, he's looking this way. Happy face, happy face!
Dorothy tried to control her rage as the children at the table behind her chanted "Bloody mary, bloody mary, splashed her dress and now she's Carrie!"
Part of the nighttime entertainment involved piano players and rectal thermometers. We didn't stay long.
Cruiselines - Where nipple guard designs go to die.