Mrs.Crabapple (left) didn't approve of this field trip. Too much fresh air made children difficult to manage. And detention via chloroform would be impossible out here in the open.
Lest anyone doubt his claim to having seen four giant heads carved into a mountain, Sean records his proof.
I immediately dialed my ninja friends to alert them to a possible pirate sighting.
Jess (under her breath): Sean, start the car. I'm gonna goose Lincoln and then we're hauling ass outta here.
Jess' Lincoln could use a little work.
This is Zack. He has a problem with intimacy.
TiVo does the dance of joy.
Jess, decked out in full nerd regalia, at her new home.
They really do love cutting things out of stone around here.
TiVo: Trics, don't ever leave me.
Chad and Jess debate what the best way is to descend into the giant gorge inhabited by cannibalistic subhumans.
Sean, having traded his left ear for his freedom, climbs to safety out of the gorge.
"The cannibalistic subhumans left a rope! How fortuitous!"
A bathroom with a window above the toilet. Now god can see when you don't replace the roll.
