[Illinois]
Thank god for bumper stickers. Otherwise I never would have known for this person's love of Jesus and the Thundercats.
We didn't stick around long enough to hear a local utter the phrase "Hey, let's go down to the Cheese Castle to get a drink." Maybe next time.
This is somehow inappropriate. Also, not cheese nor cocktails.
While Wisconsin didn't make Lee 8'2", it certainly didn't discourage him either.
Winking cat wants to see you out back for a pet or two.
Warning - Double murder ahead.
I immediately dialed my ninja friends to alert them to a possible pirate sighting.
I'm pretty sure this was a WalMart.
[Wisconsin]
The mighty Mississippi. I stood on the bank for a good 20 minutes and not a single person in a straw hat came floating down the river on a raft.
All one armed people wearing mumus, exercise your kidney poodles here.
Fuck! Didn't we just leave there 8 states ago? Where's the map?
"I had a four leaf clover, but I eated it. Is that bad lucks?"
Chloe and Eric (upper right) tried to mount an intervention for Bill and his eating disorder, but nothing worked. Their last ditch effort involved sending Bill's baby to him and making puppy dog eyes.
Prairie dog security. No one enters without a pass.
[Minnesota]
Knowing that Minnesota kids were scared of our California ways and our lingo, we yelled "It's soda you fools!" for the first ten minutes we were in the state.