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Clever.
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Thrusting, Johnny knew this was his only chance to do this, and he was going to savor it.
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Sally: Nipples and gold chains and seaweed! It's like an Aquaman rap video!
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The boys, out for an early dinner.
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Fearing a mob mentality, I escape to the high ground.
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"I regret nothing!!!!"
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What better way to advertise your new phone than by using the most dreaded phrase in the English language.
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Canadian Apple fans were still angry about how much they had to pay, even against the weak American dollar.
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"That's photoshopped. So fake."
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The stroller.
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He was like this for a long long while.
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Sally Struts: Oh my god! This water is making my white shirt transparent! Why did no one tell me this would happen?!
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The creators of the Tiki Bar podcast. Please have a toast in their honor.....now.
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Notice the hand imprints to Sally's right. Yes, eww.
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Steve brought Low Pow, a Native American expert in smoke signals, to the stage to explain why they wouldn't be including smoke in this first version of the iPhone.