Thrusting, Johnny knew this was his only chance to do this, and he was going to savor it.
Sally: Nipples and gold chains and seaweed! It's like an Aquaman rap video!
The boys, out for an early dinner.
Fearing a mob mentality, I escape to the high ground.
"I regret nothing!!!!"
What better way to advertise your new phone than by using the most dreaded phrase in the English language.
Canadian Apple fans were still angry about how much they had to pay, even against the weak American dollar.
"That's photoshopped. So fake."
The stroller.
He was like this for a long long while.
Sally Struts: Oh my god! This water is making my white shirt transparent! Why did no one tell me this would happen?!
The creators of the Tiki Bar podcast. Please have a toast in their honor.....now.
Notice the hand imprints to Sally's right. Yes, eww.
Steve brought Low Pow, a Native American expert in smoke signals, to the stage to explain why they wouldn't be including smoke in this first version of the iPhone.