Naked Man: Don't worry. I used to watch that 'Crocodile Hunter' show all the time, and nothing bad ever happened to him.
Surfer 1: That naked guy sure is running from the whale real fast.
Surfer 2: Totally.
Surfer 1: Gnarly.
Surfer 2: Tubular.
Surfer 1: Radical.
Surfer 2: Gnarly.
Surfer 1: I already said gnarly.
Surfer 2: Bummer. Let's go in the water already.
Surfer 2: Has the horizon always been slanted like that? I need to lay off the coke before surfing.
Birds are bastards. Proof? This one was pecking at the whale and he wasn't even hungry.
Families turned out for a nice bit of rotting whale corpse theater.
This girl was the bravest person at the beach. She ran to within a dozen feet of the whale, chirping slurs at it in dolphin.