"I killed 2 butterflies in my car on the way here. Looks like it's suicide again for me this year."
Dad on right: Just remember kids, if your friends ask, these costumes were made for the parade. You don't wear them around the house whenever your mom demands it.
The ability to drop anchor while standing upright was the captain's greatest asset.
Unlike the dog parade, this wasn't an animal friendly event.
Guy: I can't see your belly button. Didn't you read the handbook?
Unbeknownst to these little girls, the blue strings they now paraded about were actually the lower intestines of Elmo.
"Pina colada, I love you like sailors loves portwhores. Er..portholes. Er...me."
Just to prove her devotion to the color blue, this young woman had swallowed two pounds of blueberries. In a couple minutes, and with a little help from a bottle of ipecac, she'd have something spectacular to show them.
Pink ... whale ... flowers ... penis ... what?
Girl on left: I'm worried about mom. She gnawed on my brain outfit earlier. That can't be normal.
You ain't never seen pants this hot before.
These new female condoms were completely impractical.
And people today say kids are hard to entertain. Look, multicolored paper!
Outfit made from 100% recycled wedding dress. After the divorce, someone ought to get some enjoyment out of it.
