"Ok folks, red button means sit down. Green button means get up and boogie. I'm only going to tell you this once."
With nothing better to do in line, attendees passed around an iPod containing a podcast recorded by someone further ahead in line.
Steve Jobs: Shit, we sell so many of these, at such a high margin, that I use these instead of twist ties to seal a loaf of organic bread after I open it.
Your trash contains 85kg of Caffeine. Are you sure you want to empty it?
Mrs.Crabapple (left) didn't approve of this field trip. Too much fresh air made children difficult to manage. And detention via chloroform would be impossible out here in the open.
The escalator to keynote heaven. Run, don't walk.
"Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh shit. Those two girls need some anti-bacterial wash. And some listerine."
"Bam! That's more than 300 but slightly less than a gazillion."
A pole graveyard extending partway out to Washington.
[California]
Some would say having the side airbag deploy before you leave your driveway is a bad omen. Jess called it a "free pillow".
Pacman's half brother: Larry.
Brett bites his lip, knowing that if he opens his mouth, the remainder of his breakfast burrito will once again try to escape.
Lest anyone doubt his claim to having seen four giant heads carved into a mountain, Sean records his proof.
I immediately dialed my ninja friends to alert them to a possible pirate sighting.
