Jeff's dramatic falling goal. Naked goalie didn't have a chance.
Naked Goalie: Alas, poor Puck. I knew him, Horatio. Shit, wrong play.
Figure skating is on Saturdays, sorry.
Colin takes a shot as he noticed some delicious looking barely chewed gum on the floor.
Sean's falling down shot would have been more impressive if something besides his own two feet caused him to tumble.
The streets were closed to keep the riffraff out and the hippies in.
The California budget cuts hit Governor Schwarzenegger's transportation services the hardest.
"If you didn't feed me regularly, I'd bite your hand clean off for putting me in this getup."
High fashion invades Santa Barbara.
If he took enough pictures of mommy kissing "uncle" Ted, daddy said he'd get Bobby a brand new bike.
Kid: Get your own man servant. This one is taken.
Two parade-goers decked out in Woodstock camo.
Kid: Hurry it up woman! I've got places to be and we can't be held up by every Tom, Dick or Jane that you want to trade cookie recipes with.
Paka brings us gold! And frankincense! And mir! Wait, that's all just confetti. Nevermind.
