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Green skin, exotic headdress. Kirk would do her.
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Kate was playing this method. She had already scratched up the couch and knocked 3 glasses off the counter before they left the house.
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The squirting jellyfish of south Goleta.
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Confetti Kid: ..and that's for all the kids you'll make cry this year! Clowns and jesters are only amusing to old people and drunks.
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The power of flowers compels you.
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I...I...I'm not sure I want to venture a guess here.
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Hula hoop had lost much of it's glamor once it got so commercial.
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These new female condoms were completely impractical.
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As Waldo was about to discover, unicycling with an erection is very difficult.
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Hypnotized by her skirt, the audience largely ignored her constant belching.
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Mexican scarf wrestling, next on Fox.
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The news crew rushes in for the exclusive...
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...half-trenchcoats in Santa Barbara...still funny!
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"What the hell are so many people doing out this afternoon? And where did I put my wig?"
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Austin Powers poses with the world's smallest Swedish penis pump. Wow, that was an alliteration overload.