Unbeknownst to these little girls, the blue strings they now paraded about were actually the lower intestines of Elmo.
Yes, this is a freakout.
"Pina colada, I love you like sailors loves portwhores. Er..portholes. Er...me."
Giraffe: We are not to be trifled with young man! We're related to dinosaurs. I'll have my second cousin the velociraptor disembowel you in your sleep. You like your guts, don't you kid?
And now, an interpretive dance to the soundtrack of 'The Aristocats'.
You ain't never seen pants this hot before.
Torgo could only escape his demons thru the magic of music. And corrective shoes.
"I killed 2 butterflies in my car on the way here. Looks like it's suicide again for me this year."
Just to prove her devotion to the color blue, this young woman had swallowed two pounds of blueberries. In a couple minutes, and with a little help from a bottle of ipecac, she'd have something spectacular to show them.
Girl on left: I'm worried about mom. She gnawed on my brain outfit earlier. That can't be normal.
"C'mon zombie bitches. Bring it on."
While everyone was distracted by the shower of confetti, the two inflatable frogs have an intimate moment.
Ok ok, so it's not a keytar! Please don't hurt me.
And people today say kids are hard to entertain. Look, multicolored paper!
