Steve: Bringing us to...funny hats. Everyone loves funny hats. I mean, hats that I respect for their cultural and social value. But c'mon, it looks like a feather duster made of muppets.
Steve: Seven inches, ha!
iPhoto 6 - Now with 40% more puppy choking.
Showing off their corkboard software, Steve explains the finer points of pushpin technology.
Steve: Shit. I'm supposed to be in this box over here.
Steve: There's a reason these are made out of solid oak.
iLife 06 - rosy cheeked scamps not included.
Mac mini gangbang.
Intel delivers a perfectly safe wafer-thin mint to Steve during his exhaustive keynote address.
Roz Ho: Yes, haha. My name is Ho. Let's get the laughter out of the way. You done? Good. Because now the laughter is all mine, since I know that no one from my gender will ever fuck you.
Screaming woman needs help escaping the T-rex.
Don't Save? Cancel? Save?
Steve: Haha. I mean, who is that dead guy on his staff. Kinda morbid.
It's who? Oh. Oh, I see. I'm going to get mail about this, aren't I?
Can I still make fun of the hat?
Phil Schiller - when you absolutely, positively have no one else to video chat with, accept no substitutes.
Scientist (internal): I thought I was going to be in a music video. Now they tell me it's something about computers. Hell, at least these suits have urine waste disposal systems. Ahhhhh.
