When you can't get breasts on your hood the old fashioned way; convincing your drunk girlfriend that doing it on your car will add excitement to your relationship, Alpine will be more than happy to provide you with some punk rock cleavage to simply paste on.
The cuteness factor of this shot of kids in a wheelbarrow wore off quickly when it was revealed they were being carted off to a reeducation camp as punishment for commingling their recycling.
You know you want to touch it. You want to touch them all.
We all learned a valuable lesson that day about Phil Schiller, a bottle of whiskey, and 5 baby chickens.
Macworld massages - where mentioning a dual core processor will assure your customer a happy ending.
Montanan's D70 gave him the power to emote through cartoon symbols emerging from his head. You should have seen the thunder clouds when the waiters got his order wrong.
Beanbag man: Hey honey, this is pretty relaxing. How bout you bring me a drink and then rub my shoulders? No?
Can you buy me a cookie then? Hmm, ok.
How bout I get up, help you carry that heavy bag, and then beg forgiveness so that I don't have to sleep on the couch with the dog?
No one will ever touch your iPod again after seeing this accessory in your home.
Little Bo Peep and the Mad Hatter's lovechild. Not as dangerous as she looks.
When Calvin started thrusting with two fingers, his girlfriend yanked him from the booth by his ear.
Scared yet? You will be.
Kid on left: Which button fires the red shell?
Presenter: ..and as these charts clearly show, Microsoft employees love their fucking booze.
Rejected ad campaign slogans:
"Pop your iPod case cherry!"
"We gave birth to pastel fashion."
"Buying this case will make you feel like our fashion models are constantly licking your nether regions just like this raspberry! *offer void once the next case version is released*."
