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"C'mon zombie bitches. Bring it on."
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Madeline tries to start a new trend by showing everyone her O stomach.
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Clive picked up more women with this baked alaska hat than he ever did with that elephant trunk. Feigning a fear of elephants was the best thing that he ever did.
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Sean: Bug guts, bug guts...squishy squishy lug nuts...fa la la la la.
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Girl on left: I'm worried about mom. She gnawed on my brain outfit earlier. That can't be normal.
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Woman: Can I get a bathroom pass up in here? I can't hold it much longer. Teach?
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The final night on board was 'dance night' for the crew. Or, as Mario liked to call it, 'hoping Anita finally notices him, I mean, this is our 43rd dance together and she should know his name by now" night.
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Wyoming - where redundant isn't in the dictionary.
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Just to prove her devotion to the color blue, this young woman had swallowed two pounds of blueberries. In a couple minutes, and with a little help from a bottle of ipecac, she'd have something spectacular to show them.
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Guy: G - O ? What the hell does that spell?
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Snow fences. We're pretty sure it's Wyoming's #1 import.
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"I killed 2 butterflies in my car on the way here. Looks like it's suicide again for me this year."
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Ponytail girl: C'mon and give me a hug! I know you want to. I promise that I won't tag you out. I just want some love. No, really. I'm terribly lonely.
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Alex: Such language. I'll not sit id....oh look; seagulls doing it!
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Lora gives us her Hollywood look just before snapping at Billy to bring her a bowl full of red skittles and the charcoal-filtered blood of a virgin woman in a martini glass.